These are a few of my favourite things:

“Raindrops and roses and whiskers on kittens…tra la la la la la la la la la la
Cream colored ponies and crisp apple strudels, 
door bells and sleigh bells and schnitzel with noodles.
Wild geese that fly with the moon on their wings.
these are a few of my favorite things”
Here’s a list of my favourite things today:
A surprise phonecall [...]

Swimming lessons with Policeman Plod

Swimming lessons with Policeman plod?!!!!… I am living in one of those vivid dreams where nothing makes sense anymore. Cults, Stalkers, Bi-sexual ex boyfriends of friends who try to use you as a filter to vent their anger and wind up your friend right in their face.
Where am I? What am I doing here? 
Im booking my flight home today. But Ill have [...]

Gypsy kings

Today I feel weirdy woo…
woke up without a breath…
ghastly trip bound up my lungs choking me with its grime…
I’m in the wrong place… I can feel it…
Call it snobbery but I was born for 5*s not the caravan park…
It goes against the princess grain…
It takes me a long time to put back the pieces after humpty [...]