Swimming lessons with Policeman Plod

Swimming lessons with Policeman plod?!!!!… I am living in one of those vivid dreams where nothing makes sense anymore. Cults, Stalkers, Bi-sexual ex boyfriends of friends who try to use you as a filter to vent their anger and wind up your friend right in their face. Where am I? What am I doing here? Im booking my flight home today. But [...]

Gypsy kings

Today I feel weirdy woo… woke up without a breath… ghastly trip bound up my lungs choking me with its grime… I’m in the wrong place… I can feel it… Call it snobbery but I was born for 5*s not the caravan park… It goes against the princess grain… It takes me a long time to [...]