Scary Movie Part II

I kind of hoped there wouldn’t be a sequel to my ‘Scary Movie’. But it seems to be turning into a series. I think I might have a word with the producers or the Big Boss Man and have it pulled off the air for scaring small children! I much prefer a Walt Disney flick or at least [...]

Scary Movie

I decided to bite the bullet and go to first class at Uni this morn, which makes a change!!
Grrrr… run out of coffee… grrrr… aaaaaaarrrrrr haul myself up the hill through gritted teeth.
Get out my change for the woman with the cup but its her ‘day-off’!
Am a bit jumpy as I swerve round the curve to [...]

Stretch out the summer

Last days of summer
Hot and cold 
At the pool
Bit worried about going back, as a certain bagnino tried it on and I said ‘No’!
Called up my Syrian friend, who was game for a bit of splashing in the sun
He said ‘You sure it’s not closed?’
I said ‘No. I’got friends in the know’! Tutt!
Walking up the pool path - bagnino’s friend [...]

Venice film festival

My cugino is truly an angel. But an expensive one!!!
He invited me to Puglia a couple of weeks ago but it clashed with when I was heading back to London. So, he told me ’Sweetie just change your flights. Come spend the week with us!’ (I swear we live in two different stratospheres) 
So now he’s invited me to [...]

Lucky pen

This morning me = sleepy baby panda
Aimed to go to first class, I really did. But… well… didn’t!
The walk up the hill was colourful. Mostly greens and yellows. I made sure I was very ‘present’ and it turned into a very interesting game.
Everyday I pass a lady on the stairs that asks for spare change. I don’t like to label [...]

Freaks and Creeps part II

I have had enough of being stalked!
It has come to this: I go out with no make-up on, my leggings and trainers, my hair-scraped back: clearly NOT looking ‘to pull’ but they are like wasps … they buzz around when you are just trying to have a relatively normal day.
Today, I missed my first class, so [...]

Oceans apart

An email
My day is multi-coloured yellow
Could
Would
Should
write back 
Fly a plane in the clouds above 
Puffs of white ‘I love you’ fluff
But
I swim in his words
Until they grow distant
Until I feel the Ocean between each consonant
Until the music fades
Until
Stubborn?
Proud
Refused him 
Ignored him
Denied him
When he is clearly the only man I could contemplate
Loving
To save myself?
Diving in
I refuse
to lose myself
I refuse
to follow 
I refused
to even meet him [...]

Lazy-cat

Im late
Which once would have affected me
I would have picked up my pace
Slightly
Rushed even
But now
When the work I do isnt the work I DO
I can choose to languidly cat-stretch away my morning
In my own good time
Stride up-hill
No guilt
No shame
Easy-living
I have to say though
I would rather be GO-GO
Anyday…

Gypsy kings

Today I feel weirdy woo…
woke up without a breath…
ghastly trip bound up my lungs choking me with its grime…
I’m in the wrong place… I can feel it…
Call it snobbery but I was born for 5*s not the caravan park…
It goes against the princess grain…
It takes me a long time to put back the pieces after humpty [...]

En français – coiffeur

So I am considering a new hair flick.
Ive had the playboy bunny curls for long enough. Its time for something a little more sleek: